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A Barrel of Laughs
 I absolutely love these new barrels that Brandeis administration has elected to drop all over ...

A Period of Reflection
 Well, it's the end of the school year, and that's always a giant pain in the ass — for so...

A Sex Appeal
Did you ever see the movie The Ladies Man? Me either.  Who would want to?  ...

Banned of Brothers
About ten days ago, I performed (for the third time this year) as one-half of the duo "Lex and ...

Cysts, Arizona, and the Gym
 It all started with too many drinks and not enough armless purple mannequins in green crushed ...

Floyd and Skullcaps
 As far as I can tell, there are two things going through the heads of students here on campus:...

Have a Cow!
 I've been writing "The Lex Files" for just a few months.  With my column, I try to make p...

I Like Meat
 I love meat.  I'm what you might call a "meat-a-tarian."  (I say "might," b...

I Want My Lex-TV
 Today: The Lex Files.  Tomorrow: The world.  I am fast on my way to superst...

I'm A Loser
 I'm a loser.  I'm a big loser with big problems who shouldn't even be wasting your...

Lex Friedperson
 Two weeks ago, the Justice printed a column by me discussing how I tho...

Name That Name
 Three cheers for immaculate conception!   That truly is a great column lea...

Oh Shit! It Happened Again!
 I'm thinking to myself, this might end up being a shitty column.  Well, shit. &n...

Otherwise Engaged
A couple weeks ago, I made a monumental life decision: I decided to start showering again. I made o...

Putting the Car Before the Horse... or Bird
On the road of life, there are good cars, and then there's my car. You know, I never us...

Recess!
 I'm a big fan of "Midterm Recess."  Most of us call it "Spring Break," but the official n...

Resigning Myself to an Invisible Attack
I am officially resigning from the Student Union Senate.  Last week, this very paper reported o...

Summer Vacations Are Better Than Others
Well, douse me with vanilla extract and pour on the pog chips: Another school year has officially be...

Ted Koppel
“I’m Ted Koppel, and this is Brandeis.” This is indeed Brandeis, and that w...

The 80s
 It's almost the year 2000.  It seems like just under a year ago that we were bringing in ...

The End
 Like a bad case of "bacne," another Brandeis year has come and gone.  As I sit down with ...

The F-Word
See the follow-up column, Lex Friedperson.  It's ...

The Steps of Rabb
Perhaps you've noticed that enormous hole on Rabb Steps. No, I'm not referring to that overly loud ...

The Taint
It's that time of year again. If the school year has a "taint," this is it, cause it tain...

The Thought Process
 I've been doing a lot of thinking recently — and that's always dangerous.  I've been...

U Live U Turn
Attention freshmen: Go buy a new pair of shoes.  Trust me.  I know what I'm talking about ...

Walking the Walk... Man
 What's on my mind is: Music.  But before I can really get to the focus of this column, I'...

What About Blog?
I have a blog. You more computer-savvy folks (read: losers) already know what that mean...

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