Continuing the Lex Files tradition of mentioning Jake Rubin on occasion
May 14, 2008 on 1:04 pm | In News, Things of Amusement to MeWe proudly cite this article:
“I don’t know if they yelled, ‘Is there a doctor in the house?’ ” said his spokesman Jake Rubin.No Comments - post one!
I never knew Einstein was asked to be Israel’s second president.
May 13, 2008 on 8:19 am | In NewsSpoiler alert: He declined.
No Comments - post one!Oh Do Not Forsake Me
May 11, 2008 on 3:59 am | In Anya Haley, Lauren, The Lex Files, Things of Amusement to MeBlog: Lex, why do you forsake me so? Why do you leave me barren and alone, like a very old woman in the desert?
Lex: Well, first, blog, I appreciate your use of the simile. Similes always make me smile.
Blog: Thank you.
Lex: You’re quite welcome.
Blog: Word.
Lex: But you’re absolutely right. I have forsaken you, and through little to no fault of your own. Other than all the spam you suck in on a daily basis, forcing me to filter out thousands of comments a day, you’re a very sweet, loving, and affectionate blog.
Blog: Like your wife.
Lex: Okay, weirder simile, but acceptable. A good Mother’s Day shout-out/reference, at any rate. Happy Mother’s Day, Lauren!
Blog: Let’s get back to me.
Lex: Okay, fair enough. It’s hardly “always about you,” so we’ll make just this one time about you instead.
Blog: Appreciated.
Lex: Blog, it’s not that I don’t love you as much as any man can love his non-sentient web log. It’s just that I have so many loves and needs in my life.
Blog: Here we go again. It’s not me, it’s you.
Lex: Hey, hey, hey. You know I want to write in you all the time. But I have a nearly 19-month-old daughter! She takes a lot of time, as you might imagine. And I blog about her from time to time, sometimes with humorous results.
Blog: Wait, you’re posting funny stuff over on the Baby Blog and not here?
Lex: In certain situations, yes.
Blog: Listen, Lextacular. Other parents blog. It can be done. Don’t blame this on Anya — that’s crap.
Lex: Ouch. Words can hurt, blog.
Blog: Sorry. So, don’t blame this on Anya… that’s… hooey.
Lex: Fair enough. It is certainly true that other parents blog. But I also have a very Demanding job, and I’m working on a rather enormous project, not to mention creating a video-based comedy news show once a week.
Blog: Blah, blah, blah.
Lex: I know. When I have free time once Anya’s asleep, I like to spend time with Lauren. Or read. Or, yes, watch one of the shows we TiVo religiously. And I don’t want to shortchange you.
Blog: Shortchange me?! What the hell?! You don’t write anything here for weeks at a time and you claim you don’t want to shortchange me?!
Lex: That’s a lot of question-mark-exclamation-points. You may want to research the interrobang.
Blog: The what‽
Lex: Exactly. But the thing is, I hate writing on you while also doing something else, like watching television. I’m proudest of you when the writing shared here is something I’ve spent some time and attention on crafting.
Blog: Well, that’s sweet.
Lex: Yes.
Blog: Like a sweet, sweet nectarine, whose insides have been replaced with chocolate, and whose outside has been replaced with a crunchy white chocolate shell.
Lex: Some of your similes are forced.
Blog: Some of your dialogue is too, asshole.
No Comments - post one!Charlton Heston
April 6, 2008 on 4:00 am | In NewsThe good news is, you can finally pry away his gun.
No Comments - post one!Lex on TV
March 28, 2008 on 6:00 am | In Television, Things of Amusement to Me, WorkAnd, of course, talking about douchebags:
No Comments - post one!Lex in the WSJ
March 26, 2008 on 4:53 pm | In Funny Internet Things, News, WorkThey know talent when they see it.
2 CommentsThe New York Time’s
March 18, 2008 on 10:07 am | In Things of Amusement to MeEven the New York Times sucks at apostrophes:
The show is now in it’s seventh season.(#) 1 Comment
All is White With the World
March 17, 2008 on 12:18 pm | In Life UpdatesThe dentist today asked whether I had bleached my teeth recently. The answer, of course, is no. I used Crest White Strips in the year 2001; I don’t think that qualifies.
He then said that my teeth were the whitest he’s seen in a month. That’s awesome.
No Comments - post one!The News on Cracked on Spitzer
March 11, 2008 on 4:39 am | In Funny Internet Things, WorkWhen Spitzer made headlines, we made jokes. Enjoy! And Digg!
No Comments - post one!Google songs
March 6, 2008 on 6:11 pm | In Things of Amusement to MeHere’s an interesting article about Google songs…
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