The best thing about non-sequiturs is salsa-colored and.

April 29, 2004 on 5:09 pm | In Uncategorized

The Associated Press wins today’s “Weirdest Opening Paragraph” award:

Cheyenne, a cat that went missing in Florida seven years ago and was recently found wandering streets, was reunited Wednesday with her owner, who was flown to San Francisco at Ellen DeGeneres’ expense. (link)



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