From the Grab blog: Another Haiku Day

November 7, 2005 on 8:00 am | In Uncategorized

I love haiku day.
I think haiku are funny.
Here’s five syllables.



I can’t believe it.
I hate the whole thing — good Lord.
I need Jenny Craig.

I should learn to fly.
Make that, should HAVE learned to fly.
Now I will go splat.



"Vegetarians:
They do not eat any meat."
– Captain Obvious.



This is a haiku.
Unless, of course, I’m lying.
Don’t worry — I’m not.



I am a robot.
I don’t have any feelings.
That makes me so sad.
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