The Lex Files

No Chocolates, Too Fatty!

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and what better way to celebrate than with a Bobby McFerrin parody?

No Chocolates, Too Fatty warns against giving candy to your loved one on February 14th, on account of the associated health risks.

If I’m not mistaken…

There’s more Leth & Sex News: download or iTunes or XML.

Violence and the Family

Lauren and I were discussing violence today (because I was watching a movie with gratuitous amounts of same). Lauren, like nature, abhors violence.

Lex: If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, and then come back and be with your family, would you do it? You have to pull the trigger.

Lauren: No consequences for me?

Lex: No consequences. Except, during the shooting, you get some of his blood on you.

Lauren: Does he have AIDS?

I have married the awesomest woman on the planet, my friends.

Another news podcast

This time, Seth and I skewer The Wee Wii Death, Kevin Federline, Lohan in Rehab, Gas Prices, and more! It’s as funny as it sounds! Literally! Because it’s a podcast!

iTunes: lethandsex.notlong.com XML: /news/podcast.xml Download: /news/1-18-07.mp3

Too much fun.

I am having too much fun:

• at work
• with the baby
• with my Nintendo Wii
• did I mention Anya?
• watching Lauren as a mommy

… to blog more frequently. Oh well.

More L&S: Apple’s iPhone, Urinal Thief, and more!

iTunes, download, XML.

Update: The download link was broken, but it’s fixed now!

The Leth & Sex News: Our funniest episode in a while

You will enjoy this week’s Leth & Sex News, available in several formats:

iTunes subscription, direct download, XML feed… Or even play it in your browser:

It’s about BLEEPing time!

Thank you, Target.com!

I am out of the Doritos contest

I prefer Ruffles anyway. Ruffles have ridges.

I Love Doritos

Specifically, the “Cool Ranch” variety.

Late in 2006, I submitted a video entry into the Doritos Crash the Superbowl contest, entitled creatively: I Love Doritos.

That video is now in the top 16. We’ll find out if I make it to the final five — and thus earn one of the five $10,000 awards — by the end of the week.

My favorite ad that I didn’t create is this one.

You don’t have to do anything… Yet. If I do make the final five, amongst some very tough competition, you’ll be asked to vote for me once a day during the public voting phase of the contest. But we’re not there just yet