The Lex Files

The EBITDA Song!

Britney Is Having Sanjaya’s Baby!

Not really.

But we still made a video about it for MadBlast.

Weird.

Shampoo, magnified, being weird. It’s apparently called the Kaye effect.

Dear Fans on My MacBook

Please shut up.

If you’re going to leave my computer at 160° Fahrenheit all day, then quiet down, because you’re not helping anyway. I am tired of your constant whine.

Grr.

At one point, I loved Pizza Hut pizza

It was an intriguing mistress.

Then I wasn’t a contest finalist.

Pizza Hut, you got some ’splainin to do.

Driver robbed as he saves man’s life - National - smh.com.au

Driver robbed as he saves man’s life.

Lesson learned: Never be a good Samaritan. Ever.

My niece Liat would rather I be doing something more fun than writing this blog post.

Unfortunately for Liat, though, she doesn’t get a vote.

Things I Knew to be True About Parenting, But Nonetheless Was Still Surprised By

1. Your own baby’s drool and spit-up is just not that disgusting.
2. Corollary to rule #1: Other people’s babies do have disgusting spit-up and drool.
3. Changing diapers it not a big deal. But it does get tiresome and annoying.
4. Worrying is a full-time job.
5. Parenting is more fun than working.
6. When your baby smiles at you, nothing else matters.
7. Corollary to rules #6 and #4: If your house catches on fire, you better hope your baby doesn’t start smiling at you, because in that case, something else actually does matter, even though the smile is deceiving you.

Life in Tucson

Life in Tucson is not identical to life in New Jersey. According to the Internet and my mother-in-law (two vast stores of useless and useful information), our east coast home has been literally freezing while Lauren, Anya, and I enjoy Tucson’s 80+ degree weather.

Many elements of Tucson life are identical for me to NJ living. Working from home is pretty much the same regardless of which state I’m in… Though working on the same time zone as my coworkers does have its perks.

Taking care of Anya is definitely different; we don’t have our full arsenal of babycare tools at our disposal. But she’s such a happy girl, even when sick, that it hasn’t been too tough.